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Monday, Oct. 17, 2005 @ 9:47 A.M.

Another crazy parody...

"What is going on?" A group of furry beings huddled in a tight formation. The room that they were in was bare except for a rickety wooden chair and a dimly lit bulb hanging over it. The chair was occupied by the biggest of the cat-beings and surrounded by the rest of the crowd. "That's what we'd all like to know, pet," a deep English voice came out of the shadows at one side of the room. Every triangular ear pointed towards where the voice came from. Tails started lashing in agitation as the silence lengthened. Finally, a tall red furred female, the one that had boldly asked the original question jumped up and peered into the shadows and spat, "I am no one's pet!" A throaty chuckle emanated from the other side of the room and all ears canted in that direction. "Spikey, leave our guests alone," a low feminine voice scolded lightly. A door suddenly opened and flooded the room with light. Loud hisses sounded from the various inhabitants for various reasons. The two from the shadows hissed at the light. The others hissed wetly at the figure that stood in the doorway. "What is HE doing here?!" a prominent silver striped tabby male growled. The fiery furred tomcat that stood in the doorway lifted a brow before stumbling forward. He turned his head slightly and glared behind him. "My good fellow, must you be so pushy?" Emerging from the shadows, a shapely black-furred felinoid chuckled and held a paw-like hand out to the newcomer. "Welcome, Macavity... I hope your trip here was pleasant." The ginger tomcat straightened himself, ignoring the greeting and started to dust off his fur when he was pushed again from behind. "Fool! Answer her!" a gravelly voice demanded. "Vegeta! There is no need for that," chided the black-furred female lightly although her green eyes belied the casualness of her reprimand. The Saiyajin Prince caught her mood immediately and smiled slightly. "As you wish, Scatflipza-san." He stepped away from the taller tomcat who was once again regaining his footing and stood in the doorway with his arms crossed. The queen known as Scatflipza nodded and took one more step towards Macavity and looked up at him. Some of the younger beings in the huddled group giggled at the sight despite the fear they felt. Even at the queen's tallest, which included her pointed ears, she only came up to the chest of the much taller felinoid. The kittens were quickly shushed by their elders, but they also were trying to hide their own mirth. Macavity shot a dangerous look at the group before settling a glare at the queen in front of him. "Is there a reason I am forced to endure the company of you peons?" Scatflipza's green eyes glowed for a second before she smiled sweetly and purred out an answer. "You are going to take part in a parody I am writing." Shocked silence was all the answer she got as she grinned, first at Macavity then at the rest of the cat-beings. The black-furred queen snapped her fingers and the rest of the room lit up dimly. "Gar, luv, you could have warned me!" Scatflipza sidled up to the other person who had been lurking in the shadows up until now. The light revealed a platinum blonde with striking features and chiseled cheekbones. She wound her tail around his wrist and gave a gentle squeeze. "Sorry, Spikey. The light is not that glaring is it? All of us have really good eyes here." The first to get his composure was the silver tabby. He marched up to Scatflipza and stopped four feet short of getting to her when he saw the warning look the blonde next to her had. He puffed out his chest and snarled. The female gave him an amused half-smile and patted the one she called 'Spikey' on the buttocks. He jumped slightly and gave her his own amused look before beckoning the tabby closer. "Here now... she doesn't bite..." he said and gave her a sideways glance. "... hard." "Do not mind him, Munkustrap. It is his bite that you should worry about," she chuckled and held out her paw-like hand to the silver striped tomcat. Munkustrap touched his own paw's knuckles to hers, bewilderment in his green eyes. "How do you know my name?" Smiling brightly, Scatflipza made a sweeping gesture towards the whole bunch and answered, "I know all of you Jellicles... quite well, in fact." The group of Jellicles broke out with surprised murmuring. "Are you a Jellicle, too?" asked a sweet voice clearly from the din. "Of a sort, Jemima." "Enough of this inane prattle!" the Ginger tomcat growled and lunged at Scatflipza. Just as suddenly as he attacked, Macavity was on his back and groaning in pain. Vegeta smirked and threw the ginger tail he was holding down and dusted off his hands. "Well, that's not fair! I wanted to have a go at him," said Spike in a disappointed tone. Scatflipza chuckled from behind him and gave his wrist another squeeze with her tail before she let go. "Put your face away, Spikey... the danger has passed," she said with a grin. "Besides, I like the other one, it is much more pleasing to the eye." Spike snapped his teeth in her direction and allowed his face to morph back into his human face. He gave her a cheeky grin, then went to stand over the ginger tomcat's form. The platinum blonde man plunged his hands into the pockets of his long, black leather trench-coat and nudged the prone Jellicle with his foot. "So, now what? Y'know, he doesn't look half bad..." Spike said thoughtfully. Vegeta snorted and went back to the doorway. Scatflipza smirked and shook her head. The rest of the Jellicles looked either puzzled or horrified... except for the bold red-furred queen. She waved away the paws that were trying to hold her back with the group and sauntered sexily to the odd looking trio. "Listen, hun, fun as it may be to watch Fangs over there molest ginger-butt, could we get on with the show?" Looking back at the rest of the anxious group, the red jerked a thumbs up sign to reassure them. Scatflipza flicked her tail sharply at Spike's backside to get his attention, but kept herself facing the Jellicles as she answered the question. "Here is the deal, Bombalurina: You and your friends will be taking part in a Troy parody." "NO!" The black queen shot a dark look at the gangly tomcat that let out the negative outburst. "Sorry, Rum Tum Tugger, you do not have a choice... besides you have a great part!" The maned tomcat shrugged off the kittens that were hanging on him, fluffed up his mane, and strutted up to Scatflipza. "Babe, all my parts are great." He tried to casually put an arm around her shoulders, but she nimbly stepped clear and raised an elegant eyebrow at him. "And you can keep all your parts to yourself... especially the one you think with." Bombalurina pursed her lips and kissed the air. "That was a good one, sister!" she crowed. The group of Jellicles joined her laughter and the atmosphere relaxed almost instantly. The Tugger pouted. Bombalurina went over and gave him a hip-bump, nearly knocking him over. She gave him her Mona Lisa smile and sauntered back over to the rest of the Jellicles. Scatflipza gave the silver tomcat a warm smile and nodded towards the dumbfounded Rum Tum Tugger. "Munkustrap, if you would, please?" "Oh, sure! C'mon, bro... it seems the queens have the better of us." He guided the both of them back to the others, leaving Scatflipza between them and Spike standing over Macavity. "Okay, the list of characters is as follows:" the black queen started and snapped her fingers. She paused as she skimmed the notes that appeared in her right paw. "Achilles, Hector, Paris, Helen, Agamemnon, Menelaus, Priam, Patroclus, Briseis..."

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