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Current Obsession on the Web other than Diaryland

Mr. Flibble and Rimmer

I think Mr. Flibble... LIKES you.

If you join the Eccentric diary ring, he just might LIKE you more...

Then, take the Eccentricity Survey.

Oh, and here's another Eccentric Survey.

Got Brains?

Wednesday, Oct. 02, 2002 @ 9:15 P.M.

My real names... and a joke.

I didn't do much, but I found out what my Pok�name and Insulting Name is. Oh, and I took some more silly tests!

What's Your Pok�name?

Your Pok�name is:

Politle

Profile

You live in the blazing deserts of Thailand, and your diet consists mostly of grass, daisies and nectar.

Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You can spit maple syrup. You can spit lava. You can resist evil glances. You can throw wind. You can eat fire. You have goassamer wings. You can throw cosmic energy bolts. You can walk on jet fuel.

Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Mooorb.

My insulting name is Rider of a female camel Odious and unpleasant child!
What's yours?

Take the Affliction Test Today!

How dumb are you?

And now... for a joke...

Tampons and Cigarettes

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.� She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. Because it is Soooooo much cheaper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!

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